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Congress is trying to go through Central Appointments....
Operator: Hello, Central Appointments, may I have your name?
Congress: Yes, we are over-paid, disconnected panzies and we would like to make an appointment.
Operator: May I ask what this is concerning?
Congress: We are blinded by anger and would like to schedule a surrender.
Operator: When would you like to schedule?
Congress: Is there an opening for later today?
Operator: I'm sorry, today is booked by the French....
Congress: What is the earliest you can fit us in? You realize we have to fly huge entourages around the country to our palatial homes.
Operator: I am seeing some openings in 2008.
Congress: That's the earliest you have?
Operator: I'm sorry that is the best I can do.
Congress: Great then, go ahead and pencil us in.
Operator: I'm going to need an appointment form signed by your supervisor.
Congress: < long pause > Uhmmmmm sure...sure....we can do that...Did we mention how incredibly busy and important we are?
Operator: I'm sorry, your Quit Chit has to be signed by your supervisor.
Congress: OK...Pencil us in....We'll get back with you.
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