Family Feud at the Mexican border

[JJ_BPK]

Question:
Name something you will never see at the border.

[bblhead672]

Originally Posted by JJ_BPK

Question:
Name something you will never see at the border.

Enforcement of existing US law.

[7624U]

Originally Posted by JJ_BPK

Question:
Name something you will never see at the border.

Clean bathrooms

[MR2]

Extend the border twelve miles into Mexico. Build two walls. Build 24 ports of entry w secure fenced corridors. Turn the rest of the space into an artillery and bombing range - free fire zone.

[JJ_BPK]

Originally Posted by MR2

Extend the border twelve miles into Mexico.
Build two walls.
Build 24 ports of entry w secure fenced corridors.
Turn the rest of the space into an artillery and bombing range - free fire zone.

I like the way you think, son..

[Badger52]

Originally Posted by JJ_BPK

I like the way you think, son..

Ditto.

[Box]

How appropriate that the immigration policies of the USA have reduced to memes while still retaining accurate representations of the facts.

In fact, if I may paraphrase a solution that comedian Ron White came up with, we might actually have a viable solution that not only solves the border crisis, but could actually allow politicians like Mitt Romney, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, and Chuck Schumer to continue fleecing the American public while actually solving a problem...

Let's tale some of this tax money we keep laundering through the war in Ukraine and use it to BUY Mexico - fix it up - and FLIP IT!

Then, we send down some painters and landscapers (repatriating countless illegal aliens that are already in the USA.

We sell Mexico to a country that can put a ton of cash down, but you know they can't make the payments...
...like Peru. Peru has billions and billions of US dollars, they do. In cash in banks all over Peru. It's our cocaine money they tricked us out of.

Now, we get all of our cocaine money back, billions of dollars, billions.

Then, we finance the balance of Mexico to Peru - we let them get behind on the payments - before long, we repossess Mexico and now, we have Mexico - free and clear.
New paint
New shrubs.

with all that cocaine money, we start buying countries south of Mexico. We buy them all. We buy Belize, Honduras, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and every time we buy one of those countries, that border wall gets a little shorter until eventually, we buy back the Panama Canal, which we built, anyway.

Problem solved - and all the while - the single source no bid government contracts can continue to get "won" by friends of politicians like Mitt Romney, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, and Chuck Schumer
...they get to take credit for doing something
...their high dollar constituents can continue to profit
...jobs are created

Everybody wins