If "ustacud" was giving you hell - you wouldn't last five minutes at one of my families holiday gatherings....
Far - If you dont tighten that gas nozzle the kitchen is goin' catch far'
Ranch - Go get that monkey ranch out my tool shed so I can fix this nozzle
Hep - HEP, Bubba done caught the kitchen on far !!
Likker - Every time you work on da stove while drinkin' likker, the kitchen catches far
Tarred - I need a nap after hep'in Bubba put out that far he started after he drank all that likker while messing with the gas line - I sure am tarred !!
...and you had trouble with 'ustacud'
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Last edited by Box; 09-30-2019 at 14:04.
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