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Old 07-06-2019, 11:56   #1
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new level of road rage coming your way
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I actually had this idea years ago (although not emoji based). Discussed it with some buddies over beers one night. After some very thoughtful discourse as to what messages we would want to convey to other drivers, the idea was nixed. The liability would be astronomical. Someone would be shot within the first 30 days.




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Old 07-08-2019, 11:43   #2
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A few years ago some towel head in a fit of rage ran me off the road. I remained calm, turned off my headlights, stayed about 100 meters behind and followed him home.

A few days later I went to Home Depot and bought a gallon of paint stripper.
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Old 07-08-2019, 15:09   #3
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If you need a sign to say "I'm sorry" you better take driving lessons. Maybe "Bite Me" would be more appropriate at times.
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Old 07-08-2019, 19:48   #4
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A few years ago some towel head in a fit of rage ran me off the road. I remained calm, turned off my headlights, stayed about 100 meters behind and followed him home.

A few days later I went to Home Depot and bought a gallon of paint stripper.
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Old 07-09-2019, 09:29   #5
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I think its a great idea for vegans from Canada - meat eaters need one to put on the front dash that transmits a "go fuck yourself" emoji through the windshield.
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Old 07-09-2019, 11:47   #6
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I like this one better:

https://odditymall.com/car-message-sender-led-display
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Old 07-09-2019, 13:03   #7
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THAT is what I need for my automobile - and make it compatible with that talking robot chick from Amazon.


Image the following exchange with some of this new technology:

BOX: "Alexa, 'brake check' this cocksucker riding my ass - then flip him a big red middle finger"

ALEXA: did you say "Red Cockaded Woodpecker with fries and chicken fingers?"

BOX: "No Alexa, I said, 'brake check' this cocksucker riding my ass - then flip him a big red middle finger"

ALEXA: "Do you mean play the Bruce Boxleitner clip from Tron: Uprising"

BOX: "For fuck sake Alexa, will you just 'brake check' the driver that is tailgating me, and then illuminate the Middle Finger Car Message LED Display
 so that he knows I am disappointed with him"

ALEXA: did you say, Chex Mix on the tailgate of the red car"

BOX: i hate you alexa

ALEXA: 'brake checking' the cocksucker that has been riding your ass - now flipping him a big red middle finger LED light" - i love you box
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