An entire legion of one track mind senior NCOs is collectively shivering like a hound dog shitting peach seeds!!!
Don't kid yourselves and think this is a done deal though - the laws of Physics apply to PT belts just like they apply to everything else - for every action, there is an equal and opposite REACTION
Reflective belts not needed after sunup? What would physical science teach us about such an action?
Equal and opposite REACTION............
...Unit PT will now start 45 minutes BEFORE dawn.
Besides- you aren't supposed to sleep past dawn anyway - that's when the French and Indians attack.
Now - back on your heads
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Last edited by Box; 01-14-2019 at 13:43.
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