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Old 06-10-2015, 17:38   #1
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Frankensteak

You have probably eaten a product made with this if you have eaten chicken nuggets, processed lunch meat...

http://holykaw.alltop.com/are-restau...ke-steak-video
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Old 06-10-2015, 19:41   #2
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So...that's what compressed and glued potted meat looks like.

In all seriousness, it's a wonder that our internal systems can still function after much of the stuff we have put in and through it.
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Old 06-10-2015, 22:27   #3
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Any "steak" aficionado that would mistake that for a rib eye deserves to eat it......
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Old 06-11-2015, 05:42   #4
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wrong texture for the cut across the grain.... I would probably send it back.
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wrong texture for the cut across the grain.... I would probably send it back.
Probaly? Hell yes it would go back
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Old 06-11-2015, 08:43   #6
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Probaly? Hell yes it would go back
Agree. There's a reason they call it "rib eye" and its not present in that frankensteak.

Then again most folks don't have a clue what the steak cuts are anyway.

Best way to enjoy your own rib eyes, buy a whole rib roast and make the cuts yourself. You'll likely save at least a dollar a pound in doing so and have the steak the way you like it.
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...at 2am at a Waffle House after an evening of consuming fermented hops, you could glue that shit together in front of me and I wouldn't notice.

Otherwise, the steaks in all of the frekensteak videos I've seen all look a little "off"
...at best they look like cheap steaks.


That being said, I am considering going to lunch at the waffle house right now.
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That being said, I am considering going to lunch at the waffle house right now.
We do not have Waffle Houses in the PNW... this is sacrilege, not even the cheap imitation Huddle House...

although after Crip's graduation, Waffle House on Skibo ran out of Waffles? How the hell does a Waffle house run out of Waffles? They still had hash browns... not the same.
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