09-02-2013, 17:42
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Guerrilla Chief
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Apache and Red Headed Females
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Background:
In 2005 I received a phone call from a Red Headed Female in Arizona whose husband was away for the weekend and was afraid because she had a stalker. She informed me that over the past month they had seen human tracks, persons standing in the distance after dark, and excrement on their land and wondered if I could stay over until husband returned. Considering their background figured they had an over active imagination but packed up my match grade tactical 5.56, mini thermal monocular, and expected a nice comfortable and quite weekend in the hills.
A few hours after dark lounging on the couch the female said he's here, ok I'll bite. I tell her to go on front part of her property with the thermal and stand inside a low hanging pine tree like she normally would. I made my way a couple hundred yards further out and to the side and planted myself inside another pine with the 5.56. Sure enough a few minutes go by and a guy goes flying by up the wash in the opposite direction of the female, I didn't expose my presence and listened for others. The thing with the mini thermal was if it was not pressed firmly against the eye it emits visible light. It was obvious the subject had seen this light and left in a hurry.
Afterwards I was curious and got some detailed information on what they had been experiencing and set a detailed plan including having the husband leave or pretend to (activity occurred more often when he was gone, a night or two later) and hiding myself during the day and sneaking around at night.
Long story short I observed an Apache send two hours scouting and crossing 2 acres of ground (he had rolled a motorbike down an old two track to get that close), placate two large Rottweilers (won't disclose method), and use a combo flash light/laser working back and forth in front of the main house. Switching between the laser and the main light waving it in all directions including tree tops. The later would dim up and down. If I didn't have the four power scope mr. flashlight was a split second from multiple 5.56 rounds when I was swept by the laser (thought it was attached to a weapon), safety off, taken up trigger slack. After carefully crossing a gravel driveway I was within ten-twelve feet of the guy with a small bush separating us ready to hit him with a couple of taser darts. When someone in the house messed up and I cursed at the guy. After he made it to the next hill he made a yelp as well as his comrades laughing in the basin about a mile away. Hopefully he had to clean his shorts, grin. I suspected it is a modern warrior or special ground thing.
Today:
So I've been in various parts of Arizona the last month or so and upon making a purchase at a local store with my credit card a Red Headed Female whom I'd never met said her husband uses my site and asked if Apaches have a ritual because she has been experiencing “weird stuff “ living next to a reservation. “There is some historical documentation related to Red Headed women and the Apache, could be a Red Head thing. If you are the fighting type get your Police to help you, but they will need a helicopter or a few Green Beret friends. If you hurt one they are revengeful, will stick together, and won't acknowledge any such thing. Otherwise ignore them and use shades at night”, was my response.
Just a heads up to those Red Headed Females living near an Apache Reservation, you're probably not nuts.
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09-02-2013, 18:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badshot
Your entire post.
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Dude, you are weird.
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09-02-2013, 18:53
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The only way to get a feather nowadays....red tipped kind I guess.
BTW, where do we have apache's in Az?
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09-02-2013, 19:29
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Originally Posted by PRB
The only way to get a feather nowadays....red tipped kind I guess.
BTW, where do we have apache's in Az?
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Camp Verde, San Carlos, White Mountains, Tonto
link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache
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Last edited by badshot; 09-02-2013 at 19:42.
Reason: few to one in az/add link
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09-02-2013, 19:54
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Ok, then play cowboys and Indians and whack the fucker.
Or, play game til the cows come home.
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09-02-2013, 20:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRB
Ok, then play cowboys and Indians and whack the fucker.
Or, play game til the cows come home.
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They don't bother me one bit and respect several. Just an fyi...
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09-02-2013, 20:32
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Quote:
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Dude, you are weird.
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I've heard that before, are you from a Tribe in California near Banning?
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09-03-2013, 10:59
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The last time a Red Headed Female asked me to spend the night with her I ended up marrying her! 
Sometimes I wonder if I should've let the Indians get her! 
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09-03-2013, 11:22
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The last time a Red Headed Female asked me to spend the night with her I ended up marrying her!
Sometimes I wonder if I should've let the Indians get her! |
I hear ya
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09-03-2013, 12:55
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I had a friend run up that way and he got this picture. He used a powerful flash to illuminate the area in order to take the picture. Mystery solved.
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09-05-2013, 12:31
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The Apache and The Redhead
Doesn't it end like this ......
Redhead: "Oh Dear."
Apache: "No deer. Hole to high. Run to fast."
?????  ?????
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09-05-2013, 12:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badshot
Mod/Admin Please Move this if there is a better place for it.
Background:
In 2005 I received a phone call from a Red Headed Female in Arizona whose husband was away for the weekend and was afraid because she had a stalker. She informed me that over the past month they had seen human tracks, persons standing in the distance after dark, and excrement on their land and wondered if I could stay over until husband returned. Considering their background figured they had an over active imagination but packed up my match grade tactical 5.56, mini thermal monocular, and expected a nice comfortable and quite weekend in the hills.
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Not Apache's, they don't leave tracks and they cannot be seen at night..........
More likely lost "undocumented Democrats".
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09-05-2013, 13:47
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Not Apache's, they don't leave tracks and they cannot be seen at night..........
More likely lost "undocumented Democrats". |
Did he have a check in one hand and a free phone In the other?
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09-05-2013, 14:56
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Quote:
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Not Apache's, they don't leave tracks and they cannot be seen at night..........
More likely lost "undocumented Democrats". |
And they don't make sickly Coyote sounds, damn Liberals....
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09-05-2013, 18:43
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And I think we're done here.
Richard
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