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Old 01-11-2012, 06:48   #1
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It's a very common way to eliminate someone

Another Iranian Nuke scientist has an accident.
Magnetic bomb kills nuclear scientist in Iran; Israel accused

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Two assailants on a motorcycle attached a magnetic bomb to the car of an Iranian university professor working at a key nuclear facility, killing him and wounding two people on Wednesday, a semiofficial news agency reported.
"It wasn't us", says Mossad. "We was out back takin a crap at the time. Swear to God".
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:08   #2
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It wasn't a bomb...
...he was making hummus and the ratio for lemon juice to olive oil is very specific.

to much olive oil, and: -boom-
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Old 01-11-2012, 16:28   #3
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It wasn't a bomb...
...he was making hummus and the ratio for lemon juice to olive oil is very specific.

to much olive oil, and: -boom-
You'd think a nookyular physicist would know that.
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Old 01-11-2012, 17:12   #4
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They should have had a timer on the device so it detonated in the parking structure of the Nuke site...
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Old 01-11-2012, 18:16   #5
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I love clandestine operations...
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Old 01-12-2012, 14:44   #6
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