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Old 08-14-2011, 20:53   #1
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U.S. Muslim comedy tour hits Deep South

U.S. Muslim comedy tour hits Deep South

The Muslims are Coming is a comedy tour that is traveling to small towns throughout the South in hopes of opening up a discussion about Muslim stereotypes.
We came to the South because it has this reputation of being intolerant. It has this stereotype of hating other groups
, so we wanted to see,”
“We have a feeling that they’re not actually uniformly sitting around hating Muslims.”

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0...pes/?hpt=hp_t2

Post #8 Q. What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson? A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.
Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
Q. What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?
 A. The yogurt has a living culture.
Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on. THANK YOU TIP YOUR WAITRESS!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2763654/posts
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Old 08-14-2011, 21:28   #2
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I'm curious how many Saudi Arabian Jewish comedy tours will be hitting Mecca this year
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Old 08-15-2011, 03:52   #3
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Interesting......

Interesting....

That they could do this show in the US and folks would laugh.

Like to see them do it in a Muslim country.

Nobody in the audience jumps up and cuts Jeff F's head off for telling Redneck jokes.
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Old 08-15-2011, 04:45   #4
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Quote:
We came to the South because it has this reputation of being intolerant. It has this stereotype of hating other groups, so we wanted to see,”
Intolerant....?

Why does intolerance ring a bell in this context....hmmmmm
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Old 08-15-2011, 06:00   #5
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state.

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Old 08-15-2011, 06:36   #6
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state.

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And look what happened to him.
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Old 08-15-2011, 06:47   #7
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state.
And you can do that. With no papers; drive from state to state.

Great scene from that movie.

And back on topic, wasn't there a Muslim comedy show in the US called, "Allah made me funny"?
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