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Old 11-14-2010, 14:30   #1
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Reasons Not To Mess With Children......

Reasons Not To Mess With Children.............

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said,"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked,"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,"Then you ask him.".................

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Old 11-14-2010, 18:01   #2
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LOL bet she was a redhead.
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Old 11-14-2010, 19:31   #3
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Great one Big Teddy!

For once it wasn't "little Johnny".

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Old 11-14-2010, 21:36   #4
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Sweet, I hope my little one will be as adept with words...
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