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Old 02-21-2009, 16:00   #1
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Efficacy of Tinfoil Hats: an MIT study

Sad news to all you tinfoil hat wearers... you have been misled!

Article: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/11...n-aluminu.html
Empirical Study: http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

I felt it important to help you out...all this time, you really have been in danger of "them" knowing IT all!!
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Old 02-21-2009, 17:04   #2
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The study is flawed as they didn't construct their hats properly.

The shiny side goes on the inside, everyone knows that.
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Old 02-21-2009, 18:06   #3
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Originally Posted by Kyobanim View Post
The study is flawed as they didn't construct their hats properly.

The shiny side goes on the inside, everyone knows that.
[/QUOTE]
certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. [/QUOTE]

Well, That settles it --- I’m using DOUBLE tinfoil --- shiny side out on one piece, and in on the other. I’m covered either way, and not taken any chances.
Do you think this “study” was part of the conspiracy?

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Old 02-21-2009, 21:42   #4
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Drat! Foiled again!
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Old 02-21-2009, 22:16   #5
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I spent many years wearing a "tin" hat.
That's the only name for a hardhat in the woods when logging.

I'd actually thought it helped on occasion.
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Old 02-21-2009, 23:31   #6
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I'm thinking about starting a MUFON chapter in my area. MUFON (The Mutual UFO Network) is dedicated to those that have been abducted by UFOs, have seen UFOs, and/or know about UFOs. Now, I have never been abducted, but hey, just in case.
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:39   #7
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Well, That settles it --- I’m using DOUBLE tinfoil --- shiny side out on one piece, and in on the other. I’m covered either way, and not taken any chances.
Do you think this “study” was part of the conspiracy?

SnT [/QUOTE]

Hhhmm.. SnT, It could BE part of the conspiracy. One never knows but.......
"The Truth is Out There"!
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:47   #8
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From the article:
"Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals."

How good can this study be? These guys can't EVEN spell professional.
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Old 02-22-2009, 08:12   #9
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Billy-Bach....what's the real deal
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