Notable quote's from the Arena

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1. Chicago Cubs former outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
'I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids
to copulate me.'

2. New Orleans Saint previous RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
season: 'I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever come first.'

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: 'I'd run over my own
mother to win the Super Bowl,' Matt Millen formerly of the Raiders said:
'To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too.'

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins: 'He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.'

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:'Nobody in
football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : 'I'm going to
graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.' (now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a past Florida State football coach: 'You guys line up
alphabetically by height.' And, 'You guys pair up in groups of three, and
then line up in a circle.'

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: 'Why would anyone
expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton '

9. Stu Grimson, ; a long-ago Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above is locker: 'That's so when I forget how
to spell my name, I can still find my clothes'

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
heavyweight Andrew Golota: 'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
morning, regardless of what time it is.'

11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player of yesteryear,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
'My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle
or an aunt.' (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: 'I told him,
'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I
don't know and I don't care.''

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
player who received four F's and one D: 'Son, looks to me like you're
spending too much time on one subject.'

14. Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob
Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
'Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye.'

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9. Stu Grimson, ; a long-ago Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above is locker: 'That's so when I forget how
to spell my name, I can still find my clothes'

LMAO

Bum Phillips' quote wasn't bad either.