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Things That Make You Go "hmmmm"
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
** Why is a boxing ring square?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
** Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click "Start"?
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
** Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
** Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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