Yo Momma

Dominus_Potior · 07-17-2007, 01:17

My CO just said this to me out of no where.

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

Rob

Gypsy · 07-17-2007, 18:04

LOL!

**Ambush Master** · 07-17-2007, 18:20

Or the one about the Mexican/Soul Food Restaurant called Nacho-Mamma's!!

Mosby Raider · 07-26-2007, 19:51

There really was a restaurant named Nacho Mommas in Louisville, AL. A very large chicken processing plant opened and there was a big influx of immigrant workers to the area. One of them decided it was better finacially to open a restaurant than work in the chicken procesing plant.

Dominus_Potior · 07-27-2007, 07:18

Okay, so now everyday we say one yo mama joke in formation. Here's mine and the CO's jokes.

Me - "Sir, yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"

CPT P - "SGT Mosley that was stupid, you must just like your mother because your mother so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind."

Yeah we have no lives at all, I have realized that. But we have fun.

Rob

SF18C · 07-27-2007, 08:34

Rob, here load up for next week

Yo’ momma is so fat when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter landed on her back!
Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."