Good Blonde Laugh

SF18C · 07-10-2007, 04:36

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished ?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax." Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ...."
He sighed.
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box "

Dominus_Potior · 07-10-2007, 04:40

That's classic.
Here's a couple more short ones.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

SF_BHT · 07-10-2007, 08:01

Try out this one:

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men
are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

My car broke down, Officer" says the blonde, calmly.

Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she
replied.