09-27-2006, 22:13
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Another blonde joke
For those of you that don't know...no I am not blonde! 
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for THEMSELVES.
Hellloooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
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09-28-2006, 13:59
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For those of you that don't know...no I am not blonde! |
No, you are a redhead, but before I became folicularly challenged I was a blond 
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Wenn einer von uns fallen sollt, der Andere steht für zwei.
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09-28-2006, 17:27
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No, you are a redhead, but before I became folicularly challenged I was a blond |
LOL! But Colonel Sir, you are a man....so that counter balances the side affects!
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09-28-2006, 20:52
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Originally Posted by Gypsy
that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for THEMSELVES.
Hellloooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call back. .
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LOL. Nice one Gypsy.
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This sounds more like a redhead playing the part of a blond, hmmm, maybe time for some appliances & then some furniture.  
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Is not this the fast that I have choosen? To loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that you break every yoke? Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? When thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? Isaiah 58:6,7
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09-28-2006, 20:59
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LOL. Nice one Gypsy.
This sounds more like a redhead playing the part of a blond, hmmm, maybe time for some appliances & then some furniture. |
Ahh you caught me NSDQ. Now there is only one thing left for me to do...go shopping. 
Who am I kidding, in reality I don't like shopping!
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09-28-2006, 21:05
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Who am I kidding, in reality I don't like shopping!
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Agreed. I prefer buying to shopping, killing to hunting, catching to fishing, well I guess you get the jest. 
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09-28-2006, 21:07
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Agreed. I prefer buying to shopping, killing to hunting, catching to fishing, well I guess you get the jest. |
I like your style.
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09-28-2006, 21:27
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I like your style.
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Well thank you Maam and I, yours, of course I new that after seeing your signature comments.
For some reason while I was typing this, the thought came to me about a phrase I have heard from people, "I does'nt matter if we win or lose, we're just here to have fun." For some reason that has never set well with me. How about You? I always thought winning was FUN ! 
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Is not this the fast that I have choosen? To loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that you break every yoke? Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? When thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? Isaiah 58:6,7
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