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Old 04-19-2011, 07:11   #22
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... and asked, "Have we ever been married before?" She replied, "No, not that I can remember, enjoy the pie." I said, "Yes mam."

Fifteen minutes later, she returned informing me her shift was over and wondered if she could buy me a cup of coffee and sit awhile.

I politely accepted her offer,.....
Next time, try this one, "You remind me a lot of my second wife." When she asks how many times you've been married...say, "Just once."

Feel free to change the numbers to suit your personal experience.
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