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driver license tells it all
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
Little girl: "Mommy, how old are you?"
Mom: "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It's not polite."
Little girl: "OK, how much do you weigh?"
Mom: "Now really, those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Little girl: "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
Mom: "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
Little girl: "My Mom won't tell me anything about her..."
Friend: "Well, all you need to do is look at her drivers' license It is like a report card,
it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother.
Little girl: "I know how old you are, you are 32!"
Mom (surprised): "How did you find that out?"
Little girl: "I also know that you weigh 70 kg."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
Mom: "How in heaven's name did you find that out??"
Little girl (triumphantly) "And, I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"
Mom: "Oh, really? Why?"
Little girl: "Because you got an F in sex!"
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"we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope" Rom. 5:3-4
"So we can suffer, and in suffering we know who we are" David Goggins
"Aide-toi, Dieu t'aidera " Jehanne, la Pucelle
Der, der Geld verliert, verliert einiges;
Der, der einen Freund verliert, verliert viel mehr;
Der, der das Vertrauen verliert, verliert alles.
INDNJC
Last edited by frostfire; 12-19-2005 at 22:54.
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