boyfriend and girlfriend in bar

[dennisw]

boyfriend and girlfriend sitting in a sports bar watching a game and drinking beer. Boyfriend gets up and says he's going to the restroom. While he's gone, a big guy walks over to the girlfriend and says,"you're cute little thing, I'd like to turn you upside down, fill your yoohoo full of beer and drink it down." Well, she becomes righteously indignant, slaps the big guy's face and off he goes.

Boyfriend returns and sits down noticing his girl is agitated. "What's wrong." In a lowered voice she says,"that big guy over there said he like to turn me upside down, fill my yoohoo full of beer and drink it down, and I want you to go kick his ass!" The boyfriend thinks about it for a moment and says,"I'm not fighting anyone who can drink that much beer."