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Old 08-18-2005, 17:34   #1
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This one's for Harsey !!!

"On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit"
the mountains for some sight seeing.

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
"woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, and"
"a ""Save the Whales"" T-shirt was struggling frantically,"
thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10 foot grizzly.

"As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers"
came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's
chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding
"semiconscious Democrat from the bear. Then using long clubs,"
the three loggers beat the bear to death and two of them threw
it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the
injured Democrat in the back seat.

"As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come"
"over. ""I give you my blessing for your brave actions!"" he told"
"them. ""I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and"
"environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes"
"that it is not true."""

"As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies,"
"""Who was that guy ?"""

"""It was the Pope,"" another replied, ""he's in direct contact with"
"God and has access to all God's wisdom."""

"""Well,"" the logger said, ""he may have access to all God's"
"wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting."
"By the way, is the bait holding up okay in the back seat there,"
"or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"""
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Old 08-18-2005, 17:50   #2
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LOL
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Old 08-18-2005, 19:07   #3
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I wonder if Georgians use the same technique for shark-fishing?
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Old 08-18-2005, 19:11   #4
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Where is Harsey?

Shouldn't he be in this joke?

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Old 08-18-2005, 19:52   #5
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Joke? What Joke?

That's a true story.
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