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Old 06-18-2005, 12:43   #1
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rich and poor, WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS

RICH and POOR


Rich with a gun.............................cautious
Poor with a gun.............................criminal

Rich with manicure........................playboy
Poor with manicure ........................queer

Rich with wings.............................angel
Poor with wings.............................bat

Rich reading the newspaper............intelectual
Poor reading the newspaper............looking for work

Rich on the run..............................sportsman
Poor on the run..............................thief

Rich with a suitcase.......................executive
Poor with a suitcase.......................dealer

Rich homosexual...........................gay
Poor homosexual...........................sissy

Rich scratching himself..................allergic
Poor scratching himself..................dirty

Rich in a police station....................reporting a theft
Poor in a police station....................detained

Rich tired.......................................execut ive with stress
Poor tired.......................................damned lazy

Rich dressed in white......................doctor
Poor dressed in white......................ice-cream seller

Rich in a brothel..............................looking for pleasure
Poor in a brothel..............................looking for his sister


WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS

The Winner is always part of the answer;
the Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program;
the Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";
the Loser says, "That's not my job."

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
the Loser sees a problem for every answer.

The Winner says, "It may be difficult but it is possible";
the Loser says, "It may be possible but it is too difficult."

When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, " I was wrong";
when a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault."

A Winner makes commitments;
a Loser makes promises.

Winners have dreams;
losers have schemes.

Winners say, "I must do something";
losers say, "Something must be done."

Winners are a part of the team;
losers are apart from the team.

Winners see the gain;
losers see pain.

Winners see possibilities;
losers see problems.

Winners believe in win/win;
losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

Winners see the potential;
losers see the past.

Winners are like a thermostat;
loser are like thermometers.

Winners choose what they say;
losers say what they choose.

Winners use hard arguments, but soft words;
losers use soft arguments, but hard words;

Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

Winners follow the philosophy of empathy:
"Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you";
losers follow the philosophy,
"Do it to others before they do it to you."

Winners make it happen;
losers let it happen
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Old 06-18-2005, 17:00   #2
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Winner vs Losers is a good post for getting guys thinking in the right mindset.

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Old 06-18-2005, 19:11   #3
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Winner vs Losers is a good post for getting guys thinking in the right mindset.

The Rich vs Poor doesn't fit here.
this IS the Comedy Zone...the Rich vs. Poor fits just fine...
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Old 06-18-2005, 19:21   #4
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Winners make it happen;
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I read this somewhere. Stephen Covey? LOL.
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Old 06-18-2005, 19:24   #5
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I read this somewhere. Stephen Covey?
Leonard Lavin...
http://www.bonusbooks.com/bookpage.asp?BookID=1227
ya gotta google-up sometimes...
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