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Old 05-26-2005, 17:20   #1
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Critical Morale Resource

Just got this: www.subservientchicken.com

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I made him lie down, jump, puke, shake a tail feather, exercise, drink, spin, hop on one foot, moon me, fly, watch tv, kick the couch and wave goodbye.

Ask him to strip.
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:55   #2
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that guy has some huge issues
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Old 05-27-2005, 07:32   #3
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Truely Strange

This guy is sitting in a chicken suit on Friday morning and taking requests to do things over the internet. Paging Doc Freud....


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Old 05-27-2005, 09:54   #4
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I got him to walk up to the camera and shoot me the "bird" on my first request. I wonder if we could get him to play charades.
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:35   #5
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Try "Foghorn Leghorn".
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:42   #6
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That has to be one of the most disturbed people I have seen...
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Old 05-27-2005, 11:35   #7
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By the time I got it, the email had been forwarded from friend to friend to friend. The originator wrote: "I send this only as a sign of the coming of the apocalypse. This is an actual promotion from Burger King."

So, did it make you want a whopper?
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Old 05-27-2005, 14:28   #8
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That creature's life would be very short up here. The good ole boys filled with early morning antifreeze would think that they have seen the largest turkey ever and either shoot him or take him/her as a war bride.

Jack Moroney-living in the Green Mountains where the only pickumup truck that doesn't have a weapon mounted across the rear window belongs to PETA infiltrators.
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Old 05-27-2005, 15:32   #9
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Thanks, I needed that.


I'm serious.
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Old 05-27-2005, 15:50   #10
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If anyone should ever feel sorry for themselves for acting dumb this link should allow them to realize they aren't so moronic at all.

lrd,.....I refuse to ask poultry to strip. Besides, where would I stick my $? Or do I cast feed on the ground and move on with my dignity?
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Old 05-27-2005, 20:38   #11
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My favorite... "die"

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Old 05-28-2005, 13:25   #12
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lrd,.....I refuse to ask poultry to strip. Besides, where would I stick my $? Or do I cast feed on the ground and move on with my dignity?
I thought he might start plucking his feathers, but he just shook his finger at me...

Maybe I should have asked him to molt.

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Old 05-28-2005, 14:20   #13
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I thought he might start plucking his feathers, but he just shook his finger at me...

Maybe I should have asked him to molt.

LOL!!!! Touche' Ma'am.
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Old 05-28-2005, 15:25   #14
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LOL!!!! Touche' Ma'am.
It's all semantics. lol

Ask him to molt.
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Old 05-28-2005, 16:54   #15
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JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

maybe we can get FS to write some commands.


Uh, wait, you sure that's a guy in there?
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