New Vacancy for "First Something-or-Other"

[Badger52]

I wish the object of Babylon Bee's affection were a fiction but, alas, not to be.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Army's first transgender officer Major Anna Gabrielian has been charged with conspiring to give secret information to Russia to aid them in their attack on Ukraine. As a result, Biden awarded Gabrielian with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for being the first-ever transgender traitor to America.

"We've had guys like Aaron Burr and Benedict Arnold — he's a great guy, by the way, I know his daughter — but we've never had a traitor who identified as transgender. This is historic!" said Biden to those in attendance at the White House ceremony. "It's not every day you get sold out to the Russians by a dude in a dress! How about that!"

More at the Bee's link above.

Non-fiction version.

[cbtengr]

And the Army had such high expectations for "it".

[bblhead672]

So who would have thought that a service member with a mental illness or moral depravity would be likely to commit crimes?

[Box]

But a Saint Mikes tat or a Celtic cross tat MIGHT mean that you are an irredeemable extremist

[JimP]

I think Bradley Manning beat this "thing" by years.

Bradley, in protesting the military's stance that tranny's are unhinged, mentally unstable people and therefor are a security risk, committed the biggest security breach in history.

I can hear his thought process now: "There, they'll show them."

Question for discussion: If these......"things" are insecure in the body they are given and "identify" as the opposite sex, why do they then hook up with someone that is then (previously/formerly?????) their adoptive gender...??

In the words of that great thespian and philosopher Tony Soprano: "That's too fucked up to think about."

[Badger52]

Originally Posted by JimP

In the words of that great thespian and philosopher Tony Soprano: "That's too fucked up to think about."