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Old 03-11-2021, 16:32   #1
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Pelosium
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The densest element yet known to science. The element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU. (this is wayyyyy denser than Plutonium)

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

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Old 03-11-2021, 16:41   #2
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ROFLMAO

I’m stealing this.
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Old 03-11-2021, 16:47   #3
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Wonder if Global warming will effect the morons in the atmosphere. We could in theory be replaced by the Pelosium, given time and morons.

Also is the size of the Pelosium gadged from the front, side's or rear when measuring density ?
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Old 03-11-2021, 19:02   #4
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Hilarious!
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Old 03-11-2021, 19:22   #5
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If it wasn’t true.... it might be funny.... too bad it’s accurate
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Old 03-12-2021, 07:24   #7
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This is what happens when you stretch the skin so many times it becomes mummified.
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Old 03-12-2021, 10:24   #8
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You forgot the Pelosium Botox Element....
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Old 03-12-2021, 11:11   #9
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Pelosium causes malignant activism in lab rats.
It also causes regular rats to become dirty rats.

There is hope though - Pelosium might just cure cancer - because not even cancer wants to associate with pelosium.
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Old 03-12-2021, 17:17   #10
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Pelosium causes malignant activism in lab rats.
It also causes regular rats to become dirty rats.

There is hope though - Pelosium might just cure cancer - because not even cancer wants to associate with pelosium.
Is the Cure worst then the disease.

Cancer if caught early can be recovered from, Pelosium is always terminal even in small doses.
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