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Old 10-24-2014, 13:09   #1
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Islamic Aggression Zones

Islamic Aggression Zones

Islamic Aggression Zones: The following zone is designated an Islamic Aggression Zone by the Department of Homeland Security.

All that enter have declared jihad against the infidels of the Western World and are prepared to meet their 72 Virgins. Baseball bats, axes, hatchets, machetes', handguns with ammunition, rifles, knives, garrotes, switchblades, bomb-vests etc will all be provided to the islamic jihad warriors.

No additional explosives will be allowed in the IAZ once the ten lb limit is reached. RPG's will be provided on a case by case basis.

Past or present members of the US Military Combat Arms may enter whenever they desire but must BYOW's and pay for their own ammunition. They are no rules once the doors are locked and combat begins.

At the end of combat the participating military member must press the jihadie "cleanup" button located at the one of the exits before leaving.

The consumption of alcohol and pork products are allowed by the spectating public but must not be allowed into the islamic aggression zone.

Again, this area has been designated an Islamic Aggression Zone by the Department of Homeland Security.
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Old 10-25-2014, 18:12   #2
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Shouldn't this be under the Fur category?

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Old 10-25-2014, 19:32   #3
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Standing by for this one.
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Old 10-26-2014, 18:50   #4
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Just me thinking out loud. I'd be more than happy to accommodate the jihadie's

Living in a free country/society this sort of shit is going to happen all the time.
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