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Old 04-19-2015, 13:31   #1
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How do you say oh sh*t in Russian?

What do you do when your SAM suddenly stalls while being launched?


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Old 04-19-2015, 17:53   #2
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осторожность, катастрофа!
дерьмо might have been the results?
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Old 04-20-2015, 06:42   #3
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Oh Shitski.....
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Old 04-20-2015, 07:04   #4
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Oh Shitski.....
Nonono....that's Polish.
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Old 04-20-2015, 10:10   #5
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There's a tow missile video out there where we did the same thing.... tow went crazy....

We once fired a 4.2 inch mortar where the round went end over end...... talk about a few individuals beating feet to cover..... and "oh shi**ing" all the way....
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Old 04-20-2015, 12:05   #6
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During Phase II weapons we were firing 60mm mortars in the rain on the range and apparently had gotten a bad lot of some vintage dated ammo, anyway, we fired about three short rounds in rapid succession and it made for an exciting day.

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Old 04-20-2015, 15:24   #7
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Let's hope that the ones that they are planning to sell to Iran all look like that one.
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Old 04-21-2015, 11:10   #8
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Re-reading this thread I'm sure we can start a Special Forces "Oh Sh*t" thread loaded with real "Oh Sh*t" stories....... I know I've got a few dozen stories that are definitely in the "Oh Sh*t" category......
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There's a tow missile video out there where we did the same thing.... tow went crazy....

We once fired a 4.2 inch mortar where the round went end over end...... talk about a few individuals beating feet to cover..... and "oh shi**ing" all the way....
been there done that .. CSC 2/34 Armor Mortex 1975 on a "Danger Close"...got REAL exciting when it hit the ground about 150 meters out and started coming back towards the tubes .... there were a couple of folks that had some splaining to do
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