Canidate for Joke of the Year

[BMT (RIP)]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks.
Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from.
After the surgery.....
everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than ever ! All his
Friends and relatives raved about his youthful
appearance...especially his mother!
One day, while alone with his wife, and
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'

[Gypsy]

I like it!

[JHD]

LOL!