Best Round of Golf

[Lan]

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!"

"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care, and you will be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just @&$#in with ya. She's dead. What'dya shoot?"

[Roguish Lawyer]

Hey, that's not funny man.


























LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mark46th]

A guy is playing golf with his wife. At the 3rd hole, he hits the ball off the toe of his driver hitting his wife between the eyes, knocking her out cold. He calls an ambulance and follows it to the hospital. After waiting for an hour the ER doctor comes out, and tells him that his wife didn't make it. The ER doctor says that one of the X-rays was unusual, showing a golf ball 6 inches up his wife's rectum. Oh, said the golfer, that's my mulligan....