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Old 12-08-2013, 07:15   #1
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US Navy SEAL Actually Just ‘Really Tactical’ Gunner’s Mate

“Wait, he’s not a SEAL?” shrieks a female just within earshot. “You mean I [expletive deleted] him for no reason?”

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/us...#ixzz2mtAdSKZF


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Old 12-08-2013, 11:43   #2
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Shakely swears to have fired live grenades from the pyrotechnic pistol featured above.
Ahhhhhh ..... the 40 mm flare pistol. Loved it at Ft. Irwin. I was a Green Team platoon-level Observer-Controller and would use the pistol when OPFOR calls-for-fire were accurate (most of the time). I have placed air bursts above (and ...under ) tanks using this pistol; and -- as I recall, it also handled smoke and CS ... but I won't swear to the CS. We were told it would handle the M-203 (M-79) 40mm rounds, but we never got the opportunity to try.

I saw Maj. "What's That Got To Do With Killing Communists" Dickinson kill a jack rabbit with one round using the flare pistol -- he actually hit the rabbit with the projectile; it was not the burst that killed the rabbit (he'd feed them to his pythons, which he kept in his bathtub during feeding time).


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Old 12-08-2013, 13:24   #3
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The site of someone doing burpees and kipping pullups = SEAL? I can do both of those just fine and am far from any SEAL. Is there no one in the regular Navy that does those?

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What does that mean? So the chief thinks he's a practically a SEAL from having worked with the SEALs, or am I reading that wrong?
Satire. Novel concept usually lost on uncritical readers. Try Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" for an introduction to the concept. Or just read a lot more Duffleblog (it's far more entertaining!)
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Old 12-08-2013, 15:19   #4
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Satire I have a hard time picking up on in person let alone when it is in written form
Oh. Well, you may be surprised to know that that wasn't really Bruce Lee in Kentucky Fried Movie.
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