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Old 10-23-2013, 10:57   #1
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New line of Underwear That Filters Out Flatulence

Survey was informative (and my wife agrees). Blast away
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New line of Underwear That Filters Out Flatulence
Leave it to someone with a little bit of imagination – and probably sensing the need to curb the growing problem of air pollution.

A pair of underwear designed for men and women that serve a dual purpose – at least for men they do.
For men, they enhance one’s private area – but for both, they filter out embarrassing flatulence odor.

And let’s face it – we’ve all farted a time or two at the most inappropriate of times.
And probably more guys than women (although I’m sure guys will take exception to that.)

According to this:
A healthcare underwear company has designed a range of briefs and boxers which use chemical warfare technology to filter unwanted gas.
The hi-tech pants, created by Shreddies Ltd. based in Leicestershire, England, feature a highly absorptive carbon cloth back panel which traps and neutralizes flatulence odors.
The thin and flexible cloth, which contains Zorflex — the same activated carbon material used in chemical warfare suits — is reactivated simply by washing the pants.
Shreddies say through extensive testing the carbon cloth could filter odors 200 times the strength of the average flatus emission.
Suitable for men and women the underwear comes in a range of styles and is designed to fit more snugly than conventional underwear.
Women can buy Shreddies in briefs, high-leg briefs or shorties, while men can purchase support boxers, adjustable support boxers, hipsters and briefs.

http://nj1015.com/shreddies-ltd-deve...ollvideo-nsfw/

Anybody that suffers from excessive flatulence will know of the social issues that it can cause and Shreddies not only improves the physical symptoms but also helps reduce the anxiety associated with this condition,” their website says. “In many cases, simply not having to worry about flatulence can help improve a persons condition.”

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013...ralizes-farts/
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Old 10-23-2013, 12:46   #2
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I pity the sniff-testers during the development phase.

Related: There's a carbon-infused blanket, too, for under-the-cover stinkers.

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Old 10-23-2013, 14:21   #3
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Now all we need is an integral sound suppressor. Not saying I need this set-up ......

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Old 10-28-2013, 15:45   #4
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Has the potential to be a shitting subject.
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