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Old 10-15-2013, 10:43   #1
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Technology: NEW PASSWORD REQUIRED

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website: you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: ok, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: pretty roses

Website: you must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Website: you cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose

Website: you must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1F------prettyrose

Website: you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1F------prettyrose

Website: you must use additional letters.

User: 1F------prettyroseshovedupyoura--ifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightf------now

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.





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Old 10-15-2013, 10:50   #2
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Yup, happens every 30-45 days in business... sad, isn't it.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:07   #3
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Crap, now I gotta change my password .... again.

Looks like it's back to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
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Old 10-15-2013, 16:21   #4
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Yup, happens every 30-45 days in business... sad, isn't it.
Sometimes on 2-3 levels -- Remembering that is a science project
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Old 10-16-2013, 08:03   #5
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Crap, now I gotta change my password .... again.

Looks like it's back to 1, 2, 3, 4
Are you in charge of the air lock over Druidia?
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:08   #6
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Old 10-17-2013, 16:25   #7
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Are you in charge of the air lock over Druidia?
No I'm not ... and you may address me as President Skroob.
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