Apache and Red Headed Females

[badshot]

Mod/Admin Please Move this if there is a better place for it.


Background:
In 2005 I received a phone call from a Red Headed Female in Arizona whose husband was away for the weekend and was afraid because she had a stalker. She informed me that over the past month they had seen human tracks, persons standing in the distance after dark, and excrement on their land and wondered if I could stay over until husband returned. Considering their background figured they had an over active imagination but packed up my match grade tactical 5.56, mini thermal monocular, and expected a nice comfortable and quite weekend in the hills.

A few hours after dark lounging on the couch the female said he's here, ok I'll bite. I tell her to go on front part of her property with the thermal and stand inside a low hanging pine tree like she normally would. I made my way a couple hundred yards further out and to the side and planted myself inside another pine with the 5.56. Sure enough a few minutes go by and a guy goes flying by up the wash in the opposite direction of the female, I didn't expose my presence and listened for others. The thing with the mini thermal was if it was not pressed firmly against the eye it emits visible light. It was obvious the subject had seen this light and left in a hurry.

Afterwards I was curious and got some detailed information on what they had been experiencing and set a detailed plan including having the husband leave or pretend to (activity occurred more often when he was gone, a night or two later) and hiding myself during the day and sneaking around at night.

Long story short I observed an Apache send two hours scouting and crossing 2 acres of ground (he had rolled a motorbike down an old two track to get that close), placate two large Rottweilers (won't disclose method), and use a combo flash light/laser working back and forth in front of the main house. Switching between the laser and the main light waving it in all directions including tree tops. The later would dim up and down. If I didn't have the four power scope mr. flashlight was a split second from multiple 5.56 rounds when I was swept by the laser (thought it was attached to a weapon), safety off, taken up trigger slack. After carefully crossing a gravel driveway I was within ten-twelve feet of the guy with a small bush separating us ready to hit him with a couple of taser darts. When someone in the house messed up and I cursed at the guy. After he made it to the next hill he made a yelp as well as his comrades laughing in the basin about a mile away. Hopefully he had to clean his shorts, grin. I suspected it is a modern warrior or special ground thing.


Today:
So I've been in various parts of Arizona the last month or so and upon making a purchase at a local store with my credit card a Red Headed Female whom I'd never met said her husband uses my site and asked if Apaches have a ritual because she has been experiencing “weird stuff “ living next to a reservation. “There is some historical documentation related to Red Headed women and the Apache, could be a Red Head thing. If you are the fighting type get your Police to help you, but they will need a helicopter or a few Green Beret friends. If you hurt one they are revengeful, will stick together, and won't acknowledge any such thing. Otherwise ignore them and use shades at night”, was my response.

Just a heads up to those Red Headed Females living near an Apache Reservation, you're probably not nuts.

[sinjefe]

Originally Posted by badshot

Your entire post.

Dude, you are weird.

[PRB]

The only way to get a feather nowadays....red tipped kind I guess.
BTW, where do we have apache's in Az?

[badshot]

Originally Posted by PRB

The only way to get a feather nowadays....red tipped kind I guess.
BTW, where do we have apache's in Az?

Camp Verde, San Carlos, White Mountains, Tonto

link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache

[PRB]

Ok, then play cowboys and Indians and whack the fucker.
Or, play game til the cows come home.

[badshot]

Originally Posted by PRB

Ok, then play cowboys and Indians and whack the fucker.
Or, play game til the cows come home.

They don't bother me one bit and respect several. Just an fyi...

[badshot]

Originally Posted by sinjefe

Dude, you are weird.

I've heard that before, are you from a Tribe in California near Banning?

[SF18C]

The last time a Red Headed Female asked me to spend the night with her I ended up marrying her!

Sometimes I wonder if I should've let the Indians get her!

[badshot]

Originally Posted by SF18C

The last time a Red Headed Female asked me to spend the night with her I ended up marrying her!

Sometimes I wonder if I should've let the Indians get her!

I hear ya

[ZonieDiver]

I had a friend run up that way and he got this picture. He used a powerful flash to illuminate the area in order to take the picture. Mystery solved.

[PedOncoDoc]

There is a clear explanation for this phenomenon, compliments of The Incredible Bongo Band.

It becomes even clearer after The Sugarhill Gang added more words...

[badshot]

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc

There is a clear explanation for this phenomenon, compliments of The Incredible Bongo Band.

It becomes even clearer after The Sugarhill Gang added more words...

Glad I didn't just eat lunch...

ZD: At least there's easy access

[98G]

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc

There is a clear explanation for this phenomenon, compliments of The Incredible Bongo Band.

Ok I have to admit, I kept reading this thread wondering where it would go. For the life of me, I couldn't see a point to the original post.

PedOncoDoc, whatever google-fu you used to find this, the string now makes sense and apparently involves some sort of off label use of prescription strength drugs left over from the late sixties/early seventies.

Thank you.

[badshot]

Originally Posted by 98G

Ok I have to admit, I kept reading this thread wondering where it would go. For the life of me, I couldn't see a point to the original post.

PedOncoDoc, whatever google-fu you used to find this, the string now makes sense and apparently involves some sort of off label use of prescription strength drugs left over from the late sixties/early seventies.

Thank you.

For those whom may be exposed to cleansed areas either forested or city. Various Indian Tribes in the West still hold and practice their various traditions with and without regard to modern norms; much is not shared with those not three quarter blood or more native. Meaning: They still have their ways and laws however you feel about it, I personally respect them. Go on a hunting trip say in the White Mountains (and few other places) and get turned around and end up on a reservation and you can expect an uncertain outcome. Have a CCW and carry when traveling through one you can also expect a bad experience unless you've checked and asked. Yes, even when traveling to the Grand Canyon with the family. It's a different place with different laws and traditions.

On the flip side (for those with seventies left over prescriptions) many also assist state and federal agencies in tracking and information both in regards to wildlife and human bad guys. They are also of high character.

It may have been too much information for many but it was an event in which a sexual predator was assumed and ended up as something else...the reason was SA.

[akv]

Beware of Comanche...err Germans too