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Old 07-18-2013, 21:46   #1
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Tolerance in Canada

Leave it to the Canadians to come up with this one!

Tolerance (the last virtue of a decadent society) Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia, Ontario, says,...

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others. Yes we should promote tolerance."
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Old 07-19-2013, 06:22   #2
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Leave it to the Canadians to come up with this one!

Tolerance (the last virtue of a decadent society) Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia, Ontario, says,...

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others. Yes we should promote tolerance."
I still want to open up a food cart called "Allahu Snackbar" in Dearborn.
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:54   #3
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I still want to open up a food cart called "Allahu Snackbar" in Dearborn.
The US needs to practice this kind of tolerance too. PCness I can get behind.
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