02-08-2013, 22:04
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Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Rear-End Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards...
Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
Posted: Feb 08, 2013 5:18 AM MST Updated: Feb 08, 2013 9:50 AM MST
By AFP
A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.
"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.
"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."
He said the man was in hospital for two days but was discharged and sent back to prison Friday after the mobile phone was taken out.
The prisoner is serving a 10-year term for theft at the high security Welikada jail in the capital.
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Ok, time to blow off some steam and have some pun. Who can come up with the best ringtone for this particular phone? 
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02-08-2013, 22:21
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Bootylicious. (Destiny's Child)
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02-09-2013, 05:52
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Big Bottoms by Spinal Tap.
A Hole to Hide In by Foghat.
Jammin' by Bob Marley
Anything by the Butthole Surfers.
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02-09-2013, 08:48
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Ringtone
Ace in the hole .... George Strait 
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02-09-2013, 08:50
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02-09-2013, 08:59
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"Back That Ass Up"
I guess they really meant it when they said "...more bars in more places."
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02-09-2013, 09:47
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02-09-2013, 09:56
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There can be only one ring tone for this thread .....
Baby Got Back ... Sir Mix-A-Lot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
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02-09-2013, 20:41
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Sri Lankan prison...
For a minute there I thought someone was foolishly trying to distribute obama phones in Utah.
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02-10-2013, 19:10
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He shoulda left it on vibrate.
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02-10-2013, 19:34
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While it was in there he received a butt load of calls.
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02-10-2013, 21:19
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Return call from a butt dial????
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02-10-2013, 21:20
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I have no ringtone suggestions, but did hear that the Colombo ER docs were seen wearing these t-shirts: "Call of Doody - Brown Ops"
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02-10-2013, 21:26
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02-11-2013, 05:27
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Quote:
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