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02-12-2013, 19:09	#1
BMT (RIP) Quiet Professional Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Red State Posts: 3,774	How to live forever I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish. Immediately I said, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy. BMT __________________ Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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Gypsy Area Commander Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Midwest Posts: 7,134	Nice __________________ My Heroes wear camouflage.
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02-12-2013, 19:25	#3
CDRODA396 Quiet Professional Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 459	So very, very sad that that is so funny! __________________ "Excellence is its own punishment..."
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