02-01-2013, 15:36
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Viagra soon to be in liquid form
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
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02-01-2013, 16:44
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02-01-2013, 20:02
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Ahhhhh, liquid form.
That sure could have helped my friend the other day.
His wife asked him to go out and get some of those pills that would've helped him get an erection.
He came back home with diet pills for her.
He should be out of the ICU sometime tomorrow.
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02-01-2013, 23:09
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Popular additive to tea over in England.
Helps one in keeping a stiff upper lip.
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02-01-2013, 23:45
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Heard they tested it on inmates and got a gang of hardened criminals.
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02-04-2013, 13:05
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In related news they have also developed an oral contraceptive for men...the pill is put into the man's shoe...
wait for it....
wait for it...
it makes him limp.
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02-04-2013, 13:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1stindoor
In related news they have also developed an oral contraceptive for men...the pill is put into the man's shoe...
wait for it....
wait for it...
it makes him limp.
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Does one take it after you walk up and down the street showing off your "4 hr erection"...??? 
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02-04-2013, 13:40
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I find all of this very "HARD" to believe but you have my "ATTENTION".
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02-04-2013, 15:45
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Put it in a martini for a stiff drink.
They give it to lawyers and they get taller.
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02-04-2013, 15:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NurseTim
Put it in a martini for a stiff drink.
They give it to lawyers and they get taller.
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Yea but some especially divorce lawyers become more of a d#@$.
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02-04-2013, 17:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alelks
Yea but some especially divorce lawyers become more of a d#@$.
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You mean taller? 
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02-04-2013, 18:17
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Certainly got a raise out of me!
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02-04-2013, 18:48
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When is the aerosol version coming out?
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