01-06-2013, 21:38
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Location, Location
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We are in trouble
If you didn't know before, you do now... We are in trouble!!!
The Population of this country is 310 million.
160 Million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the Work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal Government. Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied With killing TERRORISTS. Which leaves 17.2 Million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 Million people who work for state and city Governments. And that Leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given Time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people In prisons. That leaves just two people to do the Work.
You and me. And there You are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes Nice. Real nice.
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01-06-2013, 21:46
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North Texas, I can see OK from here!
Posts: 2,077
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Not me...I'm employed by the federal Government!
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01-07-2013, 18:37
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Guerrilla
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Behind Enemy Lines
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How about if we put to work the 1,211,998 that are in prisons? The roads need work and the chain gang was a viable day of work.
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01-07-2013, 21:50
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Area Commander
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: OK. Thanking Our Brave Soldiers
Posts: 3,614
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MR2
Now, there are 1,211,998 people In prisons. That leaves just two people to do the Work.
You and me. And there You are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes Nice. Real nice.
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LMMFAO Sir!
As it is funny but....
Work my tail end off every day, as do my co-workers....but my longrange plan involves moving on to a higher level, and cooking for SF Men in some capacity someday.
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01-08-2013, 07:20
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Guerrilla Chief
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Kentucky
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I'm sitting on my butt, at a computer, reading jokes, AT WORK- thank you very much. 
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01-08-2013, 09:55
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Area Commander
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,200
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MR2
If you didn't know before, you do now... We are in trouble!!!
The Population of this country is 310 million.
160 Million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the Work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal Government. Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied With killing TERRORISTS. Which leaves 17.2 Million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 Million people who work for state and city Governments. And that Leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given Time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people In prisons. That leaves just two people to do the Work.
You and me. And there You are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes Nice. Real nice.
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¿Que?
Patricio
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