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Old 10-15-2012, 03:57   #1
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'Nother Little Johnny

Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch around, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, and an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson: And you, Tanya, what do you want to be?
Tanya: "I wanna be Little Johnny's bitch!"
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:10   #2
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls get to go everywhere...
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Old 10-16-2012, 17:31   #3
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls get to go everywhere...
I have that teeshirt. Front : Good girls go to Heaven. Back: Bad girls go everywhere else.
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