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Old 06-09-2012, 08:00   #1
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What I got in the mail yesterday
Just wanted to let you know - yesterday I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, a pamphlet on “the benefits of fasting”, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.

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Old 06-09-2012, 13:13   #2
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