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Old 10-27-2011, 08:29   #1
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New Moons

A new phenomenon called

E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:00   #2
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How (_9_).
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:13   #3
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How (_9_).
Is that a pig ass? (Assinine, I get it - still looks like a pig's ass.)

(_!_) <--- Asshat
o o
\__/
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:50   #4
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Is that a pig ass? (Assinine, I get it - still looks like a pig's ass.)

(_!_) <--- Asshat
o o
\__/

Of course, it's a pig ass. And I consider it quite rude that you should call it "assinine". Don't be an (_O_).
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:42   #5
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