God is good...all the time.

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people do not want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ”. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The little girl said, “That’s okay Dr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag."



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Speaking of crashing planes .....

There was a plane flying from Europe to America full of ambassadors from the United Nations, midway across the Atlantic ocean, when they developed engine problems.

The pilot came back and told the passengers that in order for them to make it to a safe airport, they needed to lighten the plane.

So, working together, they unbolted all the seats and through them off the plane.

But the plane was still too heavy.

So they decided to lose all their luggage. Again, working together, they got down into the baggage area and tossed out all the baggage.

But the plane was still to heavy.

They then realized, that there needed to be some self sacrifices made.

The Ambassador from France stood up and said, "Viva La France !!!" ... and jumped out.

The Ambassador from England stood up and said, "God save the Queen !!!" ... and jumped out.

The Ambassador from the U.S.A., who was from Texas, stood up and said, "Remember the Alamo !!!!!!" .......




...... and chucked out the Mexican.