10-25-2011, 08:53
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Indian Wants Coffee
Indian Wanting Coffee:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He
says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that
about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for
others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."
NOVEMBER 2012 VOTE!
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10-25-2011, 10:30
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Fantastic!
I am stealing this.
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10-25-2011, 11:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MVP
Indian Wanting Coffee:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He
says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that
about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for
others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."
NOVEMBER 2012 VOTE!
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Now that was very,very funny........... 
Big Teddy 
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SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
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10-25-2011, 16:56
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the second time, too
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10-25-2011, 17:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
the second time, too
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Welcome back Dozer.......... 
Big Teddy
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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10-26-2011, 08:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
Welcome back Dozer..........
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10-26-2011, 08:26
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I heard it as a WO joke.......... the Indian had a burlap sack of crap........
Bartender: "What in the hell are you doing!"
Indian: "I going to make chief, come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, go home"
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