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Old 08-03-2011, 06:30   #1
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College project...

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible...

The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three elements:

(A) Religion
(B) Sexuality
(C) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is?"

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Old 08-03-2011, 10:42   #2
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:59   #3
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One of the professors at UW had an essay exam he used as a final for a few years. The prompt was to define confidence. The test was worth 50% of the student's grade. The only essay to ever earn 100% was only 5 characters long.

THIS!
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Old 08-03-2011, 17:44   #4
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LOL that was good!
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Old 08-03-2011, 19:25   #5
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One of the professors at UW had an essay exam he used as a final for a few years. The prompt was to define confidence. The test was worth 50% of the student's grade. The only essay to ever earn 100% was only 5 characters long.

THIS!
I've always liked Caeser's Commentaries: "Veni, Vidi, Vici!"
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Old 08-03-2011, 20:59   #6
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I've always liked Caeser's Commentaries: "Veni, Vidi, Vici!"
Had a friend who had low moral standards for his own behavior and was quite adept at womanizing.
He would say: "Vidi, Vici, Veni!"
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