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Old 05-28-2011, 15:04   #1
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my fav joke

what do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

a guy who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog...
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Old 05-28-2011, 17:04   #2
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I can't say that I have a favorite joke, but I DO have a favorite punchline:

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Old 05-28-2011, 17:05   #3
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I can't say that I have a favorite joke, but I DO have a favorite punchline:

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
I remember that joke.
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Old 05-29-2011, 06:28   #4
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i have a favorite punchline:
oh wouldnt I, wouldnt I. HAIRLIP, HAIRLIP.
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:48   #5
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i have a favorite punchline:
oh wouldnt I, wouldnt I. HAIRLIP, HAIRLIP.
I believe that's "wood eye! wood eye!...HAIRLIP, HAIRLIP!"
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