12-09-2010, 15:57
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Location: Charles Town, WV
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Serious game
Golf is a serious game....... Don't mess with old guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AevL...layer_embedded
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12-09-2010, 16:37
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: 18 yrs upstate NY, 30 yrs South Florida, 20 yrs Conch Republic, now chasing G-Kids in NOVA & UK
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Originally Posted by bkleonards
Golf is a serious game....... Don't mess with old guys
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Rule 16: The Putting Green, Rules Of Golf states
* If any part of your ball is touching the green, it is on the green.
* When your ball is on the green, you may brush away leaves and other loose impediments, but otherwise do not touch your line of putt.
* You may repair ball marks or old hole plugs, but do not repair marks made by spikes or shoes before playing.
* You may not test the surface of the green by rolling a ball or scraping the surface.
* Always mark your ball by putting a small coin or other marker behind it when you want to pick it up to clean it or get out of another player's way.
* If your ball overhangs the edge of the hole you can wait ten seconds to see if it drops in. If it falls in after 10 seconds, add a penalty stroke to your score.
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Rule 18-1, Rules Of Golf states
* If a ball at rest is moved by an outside agency, there is no penalty and the ball must be replaced.
An outside agency is any agency not part of the match or, in stroke play, not part of the competitor’s side, and includes a referee, a marker, an observer and a forecaddie.
Neither wind nor water is an outside agency.
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FOG was correct in attempting to CLEAR the green of obstacles..
Server the kid right..
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12-09-2010, 16:58
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Old does NOT equal slow 
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12-09-2010, 17:07
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Location: Georgetown, SC
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Don't mess with a guy with a golf club in his hand, if the only thing you're holding is a broken gizmo!
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01-26-2011, 10:50
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A guy was getting ready to tee off
Pay Back ... (here because the search button is my friend)
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer
approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually
played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about
evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said
that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting
his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and
liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The
Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You
keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry
them.”
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01-26-2011, 12:21
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RIP Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Ozarks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
Pay Back ... (here because the serch button is my friend)
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer
approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually
played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about
evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said
that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting
his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and
liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The
Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You
keep your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry
them.”
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