>A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
>boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
>starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has
>swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
>
>The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
>son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
>
>A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business
>suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup
>of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
>cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
>up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
>
>Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
>boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
>then ever so firmly.
>
>After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
>nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
>
>Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
>and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
>
>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
>father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
>never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
>you a doctor? "
>
>"No" the woman replied. "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
>
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