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Old 10-29-2010, 07:07   #1
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Jihad & Pork Barrel Spending??

Larry, a QP on another fora, has a good point..



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In Seville, Spain the City Council authorized the construction of a Mosque
on one of the empty pieces of land. The citizens did not want the mosque
built in their vicinity and found a brilliant solution. They buried a pig
in the land, and made the news public. The Islamic law prohibits the
construction of a mosque on lands desecrated by remains of pigs, therefore
the Muslims had to renounce the construction on this desecrated land...

Maybe it is the solution needed by New York to avoid the construction of a
mosque in the vicinity of the twin towers.

The Israelis have been using a similar strategy since 2004. They placed a
box containing pig lard on the buses in Israel and made it public that any
kamikaze suicide bomber who tries to assault a bus, risks the prohibition of
entering the heaven by getting the pig lard on him. There are no suicide
bombers on the buses in Israel any more.

Maybe somebody should roast a pig on the White House lawn?
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Old 10-29-2010, 07:54   #2
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Roasting a pig is always a good idea...I guess there isn' much of a muslim problem in Smithfield, VA...
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