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I Caught A Fairy Today...
I caught a fairy today that would grant me one wish if I let it go.
"OK...I want to live forever," I said.
"I'm sorry," said the fairy, "but I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said. "Then I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their a$$e$!"
"You crafty ba$tard," replied the fairy.
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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