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[Penn]

The only thing good about long Island is its geological position in relationship to the windbreak needs of NY harbor and city.

Other than that, long Island is a source of storage for the deposit, of that part of the human genome, which examples a propensity for dwarfism and petite flaccid penis. How anyone could claim allegiance to little people with little dicks, regardless of how cute either is; is ridiculous; (no pun intended) not to mention the thoughtlessness in blatantly lacking consideration of our prejudices in doing so.

So, all you needle dick bug fucking Jet fans best stay on long Island this weekend.

edit to add: this post was copied from Giant Fans .com
it has since been taken down on their sight...I happen to think it is truly funny!!!!