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Old 07-24-2004, 09:59   #1
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Breaking news from Pakistan
News Release: A Serious Threat ... This morning from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned Canada and the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban Authorities will cut off the Canadian and American supply of convenience store managers."
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:47   #2
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lmao! Shouldn't this be in the Terrorism forum?
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Old 07-24-2004, 11:45   #3
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Brew:

You forgot gas stations.
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What about taxi drivers?
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No more slurpees? *sniff*
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And then there's Dunkin Donuts...
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